Think these tweet says all anyone needs to know about @Can_do_Campbell #qldpol judge for yourself.

His real name is Iain Fogerty from Teneriffe.  Here are some of his recent tweets.

RT @Can_do_Campbell: @brucemills hey Brucie, this is how people go on holiday when they have money. http://t.co/fXXbx8rO

RT @Can_do_Campbell: @brucemills so to be blunt, you are a fat little cunt with delusions of mediocrity living in a shit suburb with no life. Cheers.

RT @Can_do_Campbell: @brucemills I rang Grant after he tweeted that I stole cars and money.  For which he got ripped a new one. Wanna play that game with me ?

RT @Can_do_Campbell: @brucemills I rang Grant after he tweeted that I stole cars and money.  For which he got ripped a new one. Wanna play that game with me ?

MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire Christmas at a press conference held via satellite from Santa’s summer estate somewhere in the southern hemisphere. In the deal, Microsoft would gain exclusive rights to Christmas, Reindeer, and other unspecified inventions. In addition, Microsoft will gain access to millions of households through the Santa Sleigh.

The announcement also included a notice that beginning Dec 25, 2011, Christmas and the Reindeer names would be copyrighted by Microsoft. This unprecedented move was facilitated by the recently acquired MS Court. Microsoft stated its commitment to “all who have made Christmas great,” and vowed to “make licensing of the Christmas and Reindeer names available to all.” It is believed that the guidelines for licensing these names, due before Halloween, will be very strict.

When asked “Why buy Christmas?” Bill Gates replied “Microsoft has been working on a more efficient delivery mechanism for all of our products for some time, but recognized that the Santa Sleigh has some immediate benefits. We’ll use it first for the next release of Windows and Office 98.”

In a multimedia extravaganza, the attendees were shown a seemingly endless video stream of products that make up the deal. It ended with a green and red version of the Microsoft logo, and a new Christmas 98 trademark, leading into the announcement of the first product from the deal.

Vixen, the new Director of Holidays and Celebrations said, “The first step is to assimilate Christmas within the Microsoft Organization. This will take some time, so don’t expect any changes this year.” She continued, “our big plans are for next year, when we release Christmas 99. It will be bigger and better than last year.” She further elaborated that “Windows 95 users who sign up with MS Network will get sneak previews of Christmas[99] as early as November first.” 

Christmas 98 is scheduled for release in December of 1998, though one unnamed source said that it is dangerously close to the end of the year and may slip into the first half of 1999. An economist at Goldman Sachs explained that a slip would be catastrophic to next year’s economy and the nation’s tax revenue, possibly requiring the IRS to move the deadline for filing income tax returns to three months after Christmas, whenever that was. “But it could be good in the long term,” he explained. “With Microsoft controlling Christmas, we may see it move to May or June, which are much slower months for retailers. This may serve to even out the economy over the year.” 

When asked if other holidays are being considered, Mr. Gates explained that “Christmas is the flagship of holidays, so we wanted to start there. Not all holidays are available for sale, and the remaining will have to show a good long-term business,” suggesting that holidays with a short history may not be in the plans. 

Though specific terms of the agreement were withheld, a Santa official confirmed that the deal was “sizeable, even for a man of Santa’s stature.” 

Some analysts think that Santa has saturated the Holiday market, and is looking for a means to expand his business to year ‘round products and services. Others contend that the Jolly Red Man is looking to retire in Redmond. 

A spokesperson for the most famous Reindeer could not be reached for comment. 

Remembering you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart.
Steve Jobs, Stanford commencement address 2005
Keyboard shortcuts should computer users know about

CTRL-F or F3: to find a word or words on a page

CTRL-W: for word count

CTRL-C: to copy text

CTRL-V: to paste text

CTRL-Z: to undo a command

SHIFT-CTRL-Z: to redo the command above

CTRL-S: to save

CTRL-B: to bold text

CTRL-I: to italicise text

CTRL-U: to underline text

CTRL-X: to cut text

CTRL-A: to select all

CTRL-O: to open a file

CTRL-P: to print

CTRL- “-” or “+”: to reduce or increase font size on a webpage

And more …

CTRL-H: history

WIN-L: to lock your desktop (Windows)

WIN-D: to show your desktop (Windows)

F5: to refresh a page

ALT-Print Screen: to capture a screenshot of a window on your desktop

ALT-Home: to go to your browser’s homepage

CTRL-T: to open a new tab in your web browser

CTRL-TAB: to scroll through the tabs on your web browser

CTRL-W: to close a window on your web browser

CTRL-Home: to go to the start of a sentence

CTRL-End: to go to the start of a sentence

CTRL-“←” or “→”: to move to the previous or next word

CTRL-SHIFT-“←” or “→”: to select the previous or next word




Just another wonderful reason to be apart of Rotary.

Think Leesa will let me buy this dog?

Think Leesa will let me buy this dog?